Top Notch Haircuts

“I don’t even know where to start. Jeremy at Top Notch Barbershop is a MENACE. The kind of menace that ruins every other haircut you’ve ever had because now you know what perfection feels like. I sat down in that chair looking like a “before” photo on a warning label and stood up looking like I should be charging admission just to walk outside. Fade? Surgical. Line-up? So sharp it should require PPE. Dude didn’t cut my hair — he rebuilt my confidence from the ground up like a master craftsman possessed by the spirit of barber gods. Time stopped. Clippers hummed. Angels probably wept. At one point I swear Jeremy looked at my head and said “yeah, I got you” and then PROCEEDED TO ABSOLUTELY DELI...”